Puns of the Week

Aracelie Colon, Staff Writer

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  1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
  2. When a clock is hungry it goes back for seconds.
  3. I heard two peanuts walked into a park… One was as-salted
  4. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  5. Diarrhea is hereditary… It runs in your genes
  6. Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home: details are sketchy.
  7. There was once a crossed-eyed teacher… who had issues controlling his pupils.

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